Wednesday, 22 July 2026 · London Edition · 10 min
Oil burns. Dimon says sell everything.
Transcript
Tom Oil just torched another two point seven percent last session, and Jamie Dimon is telling everyone to get defensive. Welcome to Investment Flash — let's break down what's actually catching fire.
Marie London Edition, July twenty-second. I'm Marie, with Tom and Gerald. We've got a packed briefing — let's jump straight in.
Tom Alright, Gerald, remember our oil call yesterday? USO surged two point seven percent, up eighty-seven percent year to date. Kazakhstan's pipeline halt and Iran tensions — physical supply is getting hammered.
Gerald Eighty-seven percent year to date, Tom. That's not a buying opportunity — that's a parade of momentum chasers one headline away from a wipeout. USO at ninety-five percent of its fifty-two-week range? The easy money is gone, buddy.
Tom Hey, that was different — this time it's supply shock layered on Iran escalation. Actual barrels are being removed.
Marie Not so fast, Tom. The demand side is completely missing. If global PMIs roll over, that supply disruption narrative gets blunted fast. The easy money in oil is gone.
Tom Yeah, but gold is the play here — GLD up two percent last session, still down nearly six percent year to date. Less crowded than oil if this turns into a real regional conflict.
Gerald Right, because nothing says 'less crowded' than the world's oldest safe haven during a crisis. To be fair, gold at a discount to its year-ago levels is interesting, but I'd still rather own it than oil right now.
Marie Hold on — defense is where I'd look. ITA, the aerospace and defense ETF, is only up three and a half percent year to date. Not extended, with actual spending tailwinds.
Tom I'll give you that, Marie. But India — they're selling India on the oil impact, and we had a buy there yesterday. EPI down nine point six percent year to date. Gerald, your India call is taking on water.
Gerald Yeah look, mate, oil at these levels crushes India's current account. The rupee rebound bets vanished. I'd actually lean into that sell today — it's the one call here that isn't chasing a fast-moving target.
Marie See, THIS is what I mean. Yesterday it was buy India, today it's sell India. The speed at which these narratives flip — it's almost like the market is reacting to headlines, not fundamentals.
Tom Marie, that's literally the job. React to headlines, trade the tape.
Gerald And lose money half the time. But honestly, I agree on defense — ITA at a thirty-six times trailing P-E isn't cheap, but if the world's going to keep shooting, that spending won't stop.
Tom Okay, shifting gears — China tech is getting a rescue. Zhongji Innolight is filing for a seven billion dollar Hong Kong I P O, biggest in seven years, and the state is backstopping tech shares. FXI bounced, still eighteen percent below its high.
Marie Tom, it's a policy bet, not a fundamental one. FXI's persistent discount to its fifty-two-week high tells you that previous interventions have fizzled. I'm wary of chasing a state-sponsored pump — we've seen this movie before.
Tom But the I P O is real! This could reopen Hong Kong as a fundraising hub. That's a structural shift — capital markets activity is a leading indicator.
Gerald Or it's a desperate attempt to list before the window closes. Innolight needs cash for capacity, sure, but seven billion? That's a lot of paper to absorb. I'd want to see the deal price before getting excited.
Marie Only Gerald could turn a seven billion dollar I P O into a 'wait and see'.
Gerald Guilty. But look, EEM rallied two point eight percent on China tech support and Iran talks — that's a decent move for emerging markets overall. The P-E of sixteen point eight is reasonable if growth holds.
Tom Exactly! That's what I'm saying. China tech is cheap relative to US tech, and with the rescue bid, it's a momentum play.
Marie No but that's exactly my point — 'momentum play' on a state rescue? That's not momentum, that's hope. I'd rather play ASEAN.
Tom Alright, Marie, what's ASEAN got? Singapore is leading record foreign investments into Southeast Asia — EWS up nearly fourteen percent year to date, two percent off its high.
Gerald Fourteen percent year to date is solid, but it's not cheap. If you're chasing near-record highs, you're buying into a narrative that's already priced. I'd look at Indonesia — EIDO down thirty-two and a half percent year to date, thirty-four percent below its high. That's asymmetric upside if the infrastructure boom materializes.
Marie Yes! The Mitsubishi Fuso and Tata truck orders story is the real signal. Prabowo's infrastructure plan is actually driving demand — that's a tangible, on-the-ground indicator, not just a capital flows story.
Tom But you need foreign investment to keep flowing into Singapore to fund the region. The supply chain diversification out of China is real — that's a multi-year trend.
Gerald Multi-year trend, he says. I've heard that about three other regions this decade. But honestly, Indonesia at a deep value discount is hard to ignore. If the trucks are moving, the economy might follow.
Tom So we're buying Indonesia on the truck boom?
Marie I'd buy the dip. EIDO is down thirty-two percent year to date — that's a deep discount.
Gerald I'd wait for a better entry, but I get the attraction.
Tom Wait — so we're all in on Indonesia?
Gerald I'm not saying no.
Marie I'm saying yes.
Tom Then that's a buy.
Marie Alright, Jamie Dimon told CNBC he wouldn't buy stocks or Treasurys at these levels. He's basically saying sell everything.
Tom Oh come on, Marie. It's one guy. Dimon has been cautious before, and the market ran right past him. SPY is within two percent of its all-time high.
Gerald No, Tom, listen. He's a bank CEO — they don't say 'sell everything' unless they see real risk. TLT is hugging its fifty-two-week low, meaning the bond market is already pricing in pain. Dimon is reinforcing that downside.
Marie Hold on — Gerald, if the bond market has already sold off that hard, maybe the duration risk is fully priced. The contrarian play could be a short squeeze if the Fed pivots.
Gerald Fair enough, but Dimon is calling out both stocks and bonds. That's unusual. When the smartest guy in the room says he's scared, I pay attention.
Tom The smartest guy in the room? Gerald, you've been saying the same thing about equity valuations for six months, and SPY has just kept climbing.
Gerald And one day I'll be right, and you'll call me a genius. Until then, I'm just a broken clock.
Marie Ha. Okay, but seriously, the TLT short is crowded. Everyone is selling duration. That sets up a violent reversal if the data softens.
Gerald Or if inflation stays sticky, duration gets hammered further. I'm not fading Dimon on bonds yet.
Tom Private equity — zombie fund assets at a record high. Firms like Blackstone and Carlyle can't exit their investments, so both stocks are deep in the red: BX down twenty-one point eight percent year to date, CG down twenty-six point seven.
Gerald Finally, some price discovery in private equity. BX is down nearly twenty-two percent and still thirty-five percent below its high. That's a structural problem — illiquid assets in a rising rate environment.
Marie But Gerald, the pain might already be in the price. Down twenty-two percent — that's a lot of bad news already reflected. If they start finding exits, these could rally hard.
Tom I'm with Marie. At some point, the actual cash flows matter, and these firms still generate fees. The selloff might be overdone.
Gerald Fees on assets they can't sell? That's a recipe for more writedowns. And with rates still elevated, the exit logjam isn't clearing soon. I'd stay clear until there's actual liquidity.
Marie Fun detour — MarketWatch says Paramount shareholders should root for the Warner Bros. Discovery merger to get blocked. The stock is undervalued, and a failed deal could unlock standalone value.
Tom Love it. Contrarian merger-arb. Sometimes the best trade is the breakup, not the marriage.
Gerald Or Paramount just trades sideways forever. It's been a value trap for years. But sure, hope springs eternal.
Marie So what's the throughline today? The market is torn between geopolitical heat and domestic unease. We're pricing in stagflationary tension.
Tom Right, and the buy signals are all about momentum or deep value: China tech on policy, Indonesia on infrastructure, gold on safety. The sells are crowded trades or structural problems: SPY near highs, TLT at lows, PE firms stuck.
Gerald And here's the case against: oil is dangerously extended — any ceasefire and CTAs unwind. Dimon could be early. China tech rescues have failed before. PE selloff might be overdone.
Marie Exactly. The missing fear is that this could resolve violently in either direction. A dovish Fed could squeeze bond shorts and rally risk assets like SPY. Or an oil supply shock pushes us into recession and crushes earnings. The market isn't pricing that binary — it's complacent.
Tom So, 'buy everything and sell everything' — got it.
Gerald Your most helpful take yet, Tom.
Marie Ha. Okay, as always, none of this is investment advice. Just three friends reading the tape.
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Marie We're back at nine a.m. New York time for the New York Edition. See you then.