Hormuz is closed. The market hasn't woken up yet.

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Tom Hormuz is closed. The market hasn't woken up yet. But wait till Monday—crude's about to scream.

Marie Good morning, it's Sunday, July 12th, the Weekend Edition of Investment Flash. I'm Marie, joined by Tom and Gerald. And yeah, the Strait of Hormuz is closed. Let's get into it.

Tom I mean, twenty percent of global oil supply at risk, US strikes on Iran—USO barely flinched last session. That is a gift.

Gerald A gift that could get returned by Tuesday, buddy. Oil shocks fade the minute the shooting stops.

Marie Wait—wait a second, Gerald. This isn't just about crude. Gasoline prices are diverging, refinery tightness is real, and China's mandating high output. There's a demand floor here.

Tom Exactly! XLE captures the whole thing—production, refining, the works. Not a futures bet, but the equity play.

Gerald Alright, look, the energy trade has legs, I'll give you that. But the bond market is where I'm really looking. Primary dealers are record net short government debt.

Marie Record short—like, not just selling, but outright betting on higher yields?

Gerald For the first time in history. TLT is parked at its fifty-two-week low. This isn't a whisper, it's a scream.

Tom Right—and I know you love the inverse, TBT. Leveraged bet on yields going up.

Gerald It's the cleanest play. Yeah, yeah—flight to safety could squeeze it, but until we actually see a panic bid, the direction is up for yields.

Marie No but that's exactly my point—geopolitical shock usually sends money into Treasuries. That's the counter-weight.

Gerald To be fair, it's a risk. But the dealers are positioned for inflation, not panic. I'll take that side.

Tom Exactly.

Marie One hundred percent.

Gerald That's the whole story.

Marie Okay, shifting gears—EasyJet. Two US private equity firms are fighting over a budget airline. Shares up fourteen percent last session.

Tom Ha! Yesterday we were buying Delta Air Lines, now EasyJet's getting a PE hug. I love it.

Gerald Private equity buying an airline is like me buying a yacht, mate. Optimistic, but statistically doomed.

Marie Oh, that's brutal.

Tom I mean… he's not wrong.

Gerald Seriously though, if a deal closes, it's a rare PE foray. The bid war could still push a premium.

Marie Right, and the most original take in the digest called this out—an unconventional target, but the premium is real.

Tom I'm watching EZJ on the London open.

Gerald Speaking of PE, Blackstone and KKR are pulling in more cash as winners take all. Both trading near fifty-two-week lows.

Marie Yeah, thirty-five percent below highs. The market's saying the fundraising party is narrowing.

Tom But they're still pulling in capital NOW. That's a re-rating story when sentiment shifts.

Gerald Fair enough. It's a value play even I can look at.

Marie Now, Japan—Toyota group is unwinding cross-shareholdings. A governance milestone.

Tom Toyota near a fifty-two-week low, and this unlocks value. I'm in.

Gerald I've seen Japan do this before. It's a slow burn, mate. The ETF, EWJ, could see forced selling from other conglomerates.

Marie Yes! That's the near-term risk—volatility from unwinding. Watch EWJ for direction.

Tom Alright, I'll keep that in mind. But the data center story—WSJ says farmers are opposing over water use. I'm not selling my DLR.

Gerald First crypto miners, now data centers—farmers are the new environmental watchdog.

Marie That's... oddly accurate.

Tom Ha—yeah, yeah. But DLR up sixteen percent year-to-date, Equinix near highs. The headline risk is low conviction right now.

Marie Fine, fine. Software and small caps—CNBC says second-half rotation into IGV and IWM. Explicit call.

Tom IGV down ten percent year-to-date—mean reversion is screaming. And IWM has momentum, up nineteen percent.

Gerald Or the software dip is for a reason. Maybe it's not as defensive as people thought.

Marie But small caps are having a moment—near fifty-two-week high. The rotation is real.

Tom Exactly. South Korea though—EWY up eighty percent year-to-date and still cheap? That feels like a trap.

Gerald When something's up eighty percent and trading at record-low valuations, it's either a miracle or a trap. I'm betting trap.

Marie Seventeen percent below its fifty-two-week high—could spring, could flop. Low conviction. We watch.

Tom And Bitcoin—flat over the weekend despite Hormuz. That is NOT what digital gold is supposed to do.

Gerald Maybe it's finally become a stablecoin.

Tom Ha—yeah, not the kind we wanted. And Empery Digital selling half its stack to fund AI data centers? Corporate selling is a red flag.

Marie The non-reaction to geopolitics might be the real story. We'll see when the full market opens Monday.

Gerald Ripple's legal win, though—XRP clarity from the judge. That removes a major overhang.

Marie Institutional adoption thesis gets a boost. But crypto sentiment is fragile, so low conviction.

Tom Alright, so what's our view? The Hormuz closure is the kind of shock that reprices assets, and the market is asleep.

Marie The cleanest expression is a pair: long energy equities, XLE, and short duration, TBT.

Tom I'm with you—XLE captures production and refining without futures roulette.

Gerald And TBT benefits from both inflation repricing and the crowded short in bonds. It's a no-brainer—if you accept the risk of a squeeze.

Marie Exactly. But what's missing from the press? Asian central banks. With oil spiking, the RBI and Bank Indonesia face immediate rate pressure.

Tom Right—and emerging market currencies are silent. The second-order effects are underappreciated.

Gerald Alright, so we're all long energy, short bonds, and waiting for the market to notice.

Tom Exactly.

Marie One hundred percent.

Gerald That's it.

Tom But wait—what if Hormuz reopens Tuesday? Oil falls, bonds rally, short squeeze.

Gerald Fair point. Until it does, the market's underpricing the risk. I'll take that bet.

Marie The S&P closed near highs Friday—investors think this is noise. They could be right, but they could be very wrong.

Gerald As always, none of this is investment advice.

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Marie We're back at seven-thirty a.m. London time Monday. Have a great rest of the weekend.

Gerald And maybe keep an eye on crude futures overnight.

Tom Oh, we will.